2004-03-01 - 7:58 a.m.

I love gum all of the sudden.

I buy packs of the stuff. And not just your breath freshining, tiny, oops I swallowed it sticks of gum.

Nope, I'm reliving my tee-ball days and buying good ole Bubbalicious gum. Everywhere I go, I'm chewing bubble gum. Like Huey said, "I wanna a new drug..."

And bubble gum is it. Word to your motha.

So gum in mouth, I had a fairly average day with a few perks.

Stephen rescued me from work and took me on a 2 hour lunch break. I swear it was all work related. Like when we went to Walmart to get Iron-on letters, and then to Guitar Finder to check on my custom Tele, and then to Brady to price software...

Anyone wanna place bets on how long I can get away with this?

PS, the answer is "Indefinitely." And that's not arrogance, that's just knowing how to bend the rules and flex them to suit my needs. I've never thought of myself as overtly intelligent or clever, but man can I bullshit with the best of them.

Right ex-girlfriends?

Anywho, I'm blaming this strange entry on my exhaustion. I've had about 12 hours of sleep over the last 3 days. It's time to dream.

"So I am in the twilight of my youth, not that I'm going to remember..." Ryan Adams

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